Most sincerest apologies that the results are almost a week late, unfortunately life interferes, but now the judging is complete!

In first place, 'The Wild Beast' by


In second place, 'Bad PP Contest Entry' by

(which has also won the 'encouragement award' from FuriousEnnui)

And In third place, 'Lucid Answers' by


Congratulations to the winners, well done! And thank you to those people who entered or judged!
On a last note, I thought I would throw in some of the killer lines from the entries!

"You are the anatomical form
to my ethereal soul, and I
would wisp away without you." ---From Humblenewb's 'Lucid Answers'

"...Telling me to abandon ship while
a cat dragged my memory back." ----- From betweenthepages' 'Needle in a haystack'

"Simultaneous thunks reverberated around the clearing, and, strangely,
sounds of cheers and laughter echoed through the forest" -----From ebonydreads''The Wild Beast'

“Money can't buy you love,” said a perked girl, dazzled in diamonds and a feathered coat
of peacock feathers who appeared to be taking a detour from city life. “I’ll marry you, though,
if you insist on making me happy with loads of gifts.”---- From Vampiress22's 'The Romance Section"

"Except of discourse, if you happen to be studying statistics. " ----From NefariousWheel's 'Eye burner'

and last but not least,

"I knew my error, so I bolted away.
Somedays I wonder.. maybe I'm gay?" ---- From Jennifuh's 'Bad PP Contest Entry'

Well done guys and thanks again! I hope to maybe repeat the competition next year

The Bad Poetry and Prose Competition has begun!
For details on the competition, [link]
To veiw the entries, [link]

Big thanks to and for contributing and judging with me

The Bad Poetry and Prose Competition starts today! [link]

I hope to see many terrible things submitted, go for it!